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Postby jfruh » Tue Aug 15, 2006 6:03 pm

Scumbaggioni says:

*checks link*

Tinsley gets “death threats?” He really does live in a fantasy world, doesn’t he? You draw a comic strip, gasbag.

I know he thinks it’s “speaking truth to power,” but it’s just a comic strip. It’s nothing. If Tinsley got a death threat, it was probably from some ten-year-old; more likely he once got a nasty phone call from Garry Trudeau (whose wife Tinsley used to have Mallard insult on a regular basis).

I always wanted to see Mallard hook up with his co-worker (or Ann Coulter). I wanted to see how his conservative friends would react to the thought of Mallard stuffing his tiny sliver of duck-stiffy into a human’s…ahem. More roast duck, anyone? Careful, it’s a bit gamey.

Then I remembered Mallard doesn’t have any friends. He has “minority acquaintences” who appear occasionally for one-shot appearances to back up his statements (and mask Tinsley’s bigotry). The rest of his world consists of The Liberal Idjits He Has To Put Up With - just, I imagine, like Tinsely’s world.

Tinsley is a sad little man.
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Postby jfruh » Tue Aug 15, 2006 6:03 pm

Chris says:

Scumbaggioni: I always wanted to see Mallard hook up with his co-worker (or Ann Coulter). I wanted to see how his conservative friends would react to the thought of Mallard stuffing his tiny sliver of duck-stiffy into a human’s…ahem. More roast duck, anyone? Careful, it’s a bit gamey.

Then I remembered Mallard doesn’t have any friends. He has “minority acquaintences” who appear occasionally for one-shot appearances to back up his statements (and mask Tinsley’s bigotry). The rest of his world consists of The Liberal Idjits He Has To Put Up With - just, I imagine, like Tinsely’s world.

Goodbye to this site, for a while thanks to your self-aggrandizing, pain-in-the-ass crapulent “analysis.”

Clever, you’re not. Asshole-ish, you bet.

Maybe 1% of the readers of this otherwise wonderful site give a flying crap about your politically base hatred of Mallard, but I don’t and I doubt many others don’t. Why don’t you take your vitirol to a site where it will be appreciated?
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Postby jfruh » Tue Aug 15, 2006 6:20 pm

Pendragon says:

I’ll see your 1% and raise you 10.

Meanwhile, Aldo still looks like Captain Kangaroo. Film at 11.
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