Seriously, there is a creationist museum that just opened here in Kentucky. Why just Kentucky? Why can't your state be blessed with such a fine centerpiece upon which all the neocons can proudly announce to the world their proud piety (demonstrating pride and showing off your worship with swagger is a sin in itself, but irony is truly lost on those blinded by the right)? Because nowhere but Kentucky (and the possible exception of West Virginia - but WV lacks the $27 million dollars in donations to build this fantasyland for the religious hard line) would you ever get an op-ed piece that includes the following (and I am not making this up:
When reading the article on the anti-evolution museum, I came across a statement that said the dinosaurs were with Noah on the Ark. My view is that the dinosaurs were too large to fit on the boat, so when the world flooded, they drowned and their remains became fossilized.
I might be mistaken, but I'm taking the writer's intent to be serious, and not completely facetious. Bonkers, yes, but most crazy people don't know that they're nuts. You might think that there's no way someone could rationally think this way - but someone - a lot of someones - gave enough money to build a creationist museum. You also don't read all the ignorant redneck bile printed in the Op-Eds here in Kenutcky, either. Judge for yourself, but bear in mind that Snuffy Smiff is a Kentucky native:
http://www.kentucky.com/595/story/32904.html